Badges! We don't need no hyper-clarification Badges.

Oh, but you do!

If only you could see the raft of them that the Learned Foot rejected. [mumble bitch, gripe].

At any rate, in the interest of furthering the excess of MOB members bearing the mark of Cain, the Learned Foot and I give you your choice of status, hereby relieving the Mayor of such troublesome burdens.

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