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(Sotto voce) The following takes place between 8:00 AM and 10:00 AM. Events happen in real time.
Well, we're two hours in. The Senate hates Jack and has rewarded CTU for protecting us by disbanding it.
How Red from That 70s Show got elected to the Senate, I don't know, but then Angry Al Franken might be sitting next to him by 2:30 PM, so truth can be stranger than fiction.
Jack seems strangely subdued. He's only threatened to shove a pen into some hideously scarred bad guy's eye. That's ok, another bad guy shot hideously scarred bad guy, so Jack can go back to being intensely sensitive.
Black chauffer gives Jack pep talk. "It ain't right, how they're treatin you, Mr. Super Hero. I just want to say, good luck, we're all counting on you."
Sniper escapes, there's a mole in the FBI (What. A. Shock).
How the Hell did Tony Almeida survive that bomb blast back on day who knows when? Shades of Dallas! Patrrick Ewing, what did you start?
There is one single Special Device that can control everything computerational in the whole country, and Evil Tony has it. Look out, airplanes! Whew, that was close. Wait a minute, if Tony was really evil, why didn't he just kill a couple hundred people to make an impression? He's got the Special Device, and the Only Techie Who Can Operate It.
Thank God there are no Arab terrorists. We wouldn't want to be too unrealistic. Oops, time for part two...
(sotto voce) The following takes place between 10:00 and lunch time.
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