Was driving just behind a young deer sprinting beside my truck hoping she would not jump out... Passed me gracefully doing 35 mph. Awesome.
The St. Paul Police and Visitors Bureau has negotiated special group rates for 3,000 next fall at the open-air Chainlink Suites an all-inclusive five-star pole resort. Chill 24/7 in an 8x10!
Amenities include:
- Ground transportation
- Sleep Number beds (permanently set at 0)
- "Adequate amounts of food"
- Temporary air conditioning units
- One phone call
- A court-appointed attorney
- Porta johns
- Medical services and supplies
- One hour of exercise daily
- Lively
cellcage mates
Local activists are raving about Chainlink Suites!
"I hope it is a nice warm, dry day," (Charles, Executive Director of ACLU Minnesota) Samuelson said. "Otherwise, because of the lawsuits, this could be the most expensive thing they do, if it doesn't work right."
Told about the possible open-air detention facility, Mary Beaudoin, director of Women Against Military Madness, a local protest group, said, "It's hideous, it's terrifying. Are they going to have us wear orange jumpsuits and hoods, too? It sounds like Guantanamo Bay."
Get yer black bandana and pink boa on, then get down and assume the position! We'll leave the Coleman lantern on for you.
